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A blog analyzing Major League Baseball through the lens of Astrology

Welcome to Astrology Baseball, a project where I arrange MLB players into teams based on their astrological signs, and then pit those teams against each other in mock fantasy seasons.

Astrology Women’s Basketball
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Astrology Women’s Basketball

The WNBA is currently in the midst of an extended All-Star Break to allow some of the league’s star players to participate in the 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris. This past weekend, the USA Women’s Basketball team defeated France in a shocking gold medal game.

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2024 MLB Cancer Season Recap
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2024 MLB Cancer Season Recap

Last weekend, the zodiac wheel turned to Cancer season, which lands closer to the MLB season’s halfway point than the All-Star break. Let’s take a look at the standings at the time of the Cardinal Water sign.

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NBA 2024 Final Four
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NBA 2024 Final Four

The NBA playoffs have just advanced to the conference finals stage! There’s a variety of ways to enjoy Astrology Sports, but one of the most results-oriented is to look at the real-life teams closest to achieving a real-life championship, and see which signs helped get them there.

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Taurus Season Roster Update 2024
Andrew Pankin Andrew Pankin

Taurus Season Roster Update 2024

When I build the rosters for the Fantasy Astrology Baseball League teams each year, I rely heavily on preseason rankings. But as more and more games get played, we can start looking at fantasy point totals, to see which early breakout performers should merit addition to rosters for Taurus season, which began last Saturday.

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2024 Libra Preview
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2024 Libra Preview

It’s a little bit ironic to feature the Air Division second, because two of the three signs in that division are basically guaranteed a bottom-third finish. But Libra is the top-ranked sign in the Positive League (according to MLB.com’s ranking of the top 300 players), so we’re celebrating the top-end.

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2024 Fantasy Astrology Power Rankings
Andrew Pankin Andrew Pankin

2024 Fantasy Astrology Power Rankings

I had a striking realization last week. On Thursday 2/22, to be exact. Baseball is back! With Spring Training officially underway, my attention has shifted away from the historical angle of this project, and into the present. So now it’s time for my first annual Fantasy Astrology Power Rankings!

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1945 Fantasy Astrology Recap
Andrew Pankin Andrew Pankin

1945 Fantasy Astrology Recap

In 1945, many of MLB’s best star players were away fighting overseas in World War II. I thought that this might be an opportunity to showcase more Negro League players in the Fantasy Astrology ranks, but that proved not to be the case: despite segregation in sports, many of the top Negro League stars went away to war as well.

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1946 Fantasy Astrology Recap
Andrew Pankin Andrew Pankin

1946 Fantasy Astrology Recap

1946 is considered the first year of the Baby Boomer generation. Back then, the postwar optimism was high, the baseball was segregated, and the division winners in the Fantasy Astrology Baseball league were all pretty cut and dry – the same Final Four as in 1947, in fact.

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1947 Fantasy Astrology Recap
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1947 Fantasy Astrology Recap

1947 is year two of including Negro League players in my Astrology All-Time Database, and while it’s great to analyze the statistics and learn the history of the best Black and Latin players of the day, it’s also frustrating to see how much these players could have accomplished were they not excluded from the established Major League ranks at the time.

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1948 Fantasy Astrology Recap
Andrew Pankin Andrew Pankin

1948 Fantasy Astrology Recap

I was very excited to reach 1948 in my reverse chronological trip through baseball history, because it’s the last year with readily available Negro League statistics. I could wait to learn about the influx of amazing athletes, and add them to my All-Time Major League Astrology database, because the Negro Leagues are Major Leagues.

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FABL 1950s Recap
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FABL 1950s Recap

The calendar flipping to 2024 seems like a perfect excuse to dust off this old blog and start posting regularly. When last we left our reverse-chronological trip through Fantasy Astrology Baseball History, we had finished the last year of the 1950s. So before starting a new decade, it’s fitting to look back at the ten years we just covered.

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FABL 2023 Finals - Cancer vs Libra
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FABL 2023 Finals - Cancer vs Libra

In a completely shocking and unforeseen twist, the Cancer Crabs have stormed back from behind and defeated the Virgo Flowers in the 2023 Fantasy Astrology Baseball League semifinals! Find out how this could have happened after Virgo had such a commanding lead after week one of the two-week matchup.

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FABL 2023 Playoff Wk 1 Update
Andrew Pankin Andrew Pankin

FABL 2023 Playoff Wk 1 Update

It’s one week into (i.e. halfway through) the semifinal matchups, and one question rises to the top: can anyone stop Virgo? Their total of nearly 1,500 points over the first week is nigh-untouchable.

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FABL 2023 Playoff Preview
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FABL 2023 Playoff Preview

This year, I haven’t been making changes to the FABL rosters during the season. But as it happens, the “set them and forget them” lineup strategy has resulted in three of the same four division winners as if I had retroactively calculated fantasy points as of this point in the season. The results might shock you…

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2023 All-Star Reserves
Andrew Pankin Andrew Pankin

2023 All-Star Reserves

It’s finally here: the day of the MLB All-Star Game! Which means it’s time to tally up the astrological signs of the rosters, including starters, pitchers, and reserves. Full disclosure: I know this does not technically represent the full rosters, because several players have been replaced due to injury.

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2023 All-Star Pitchers
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2023 All-Star Pitchers

Last time, I broke down the 2023 All-Star starting lineups in terms of astrological signs. Leo was the clear leader, with five of the 18 players under consideration. The Lions were ahead of a crowded second place field: five different signs had two players each.

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2023 All-Star Starters
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2023 All-Star Starters

The onset of summer is the time when baseball’s top players come together for the All-Star Game, which this year is taking place in Seattle on July 11. The starters were announced last Thursday, with the full rosters being added just two days ago.

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2023 Gemini Season - Positive Signs
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2023 Gemini Season - Positive Signs

Last week, I wrote about the clear separation between the top and bottom halves of the Fantasy Astrology Baseball League. As of Gemini Season 2023, the top six teams reached 9,000 fantasy points (What? 9,000!?), while the bottom six had not eclipsed that milestone. But in a stroke of luck, the two 9,000-point Positive signs were the leaders of their respective divisions.

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1950 Fantasy Astrology Recap
Andrew Pankin Andrew Pankin

1950 Fantasy Astrology Recap

Here’s a sobering fact: in the 1950 Astrology Baseball Classic, the Gemini pitchers would have had to bat for themselves. This isn’t because the Designated Hitter wasn’t established in the Major Leagues until the 1970’s – the reason the 1950 Twins had to send their pitchers to the plate… is that there were only eight (8!) Gemini MLB position players in 1950.

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1951 Fantasy Astrology Recap
Andrew Pankin Andrew Pankin

1951 Fantasy Astrology Recap

Fantasy Astrology Baseball in the early 1950’s is categorically different than what we see in the early 2020’s. In today’s game, with 30 teams and a massive player pool to choose from, it’s no problem to build 12 full rosters. However, in the middle of last century, with only 16 MLB teams, it’s a struggle for each sign to fill a starting lineup, let alone a full roster.

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